Sued for automating email
Patent lawsuits are the worst when they’re taking advantage of people.
Zach Galifianakis is the man.
By Michael Palmer
| Jul 26, 2007
| 1 min read
Wait till i get my money right
You Sank my Cargo Ship!
The MSC Napoli, which was holed in storms on Thursday, was run aground following “serious structural failure”. This happened in the English Channel, near Devon. The ship was carrying some freight for a customer of ours that we were shipping. It’s kinda neat being somewhat related to a vessel sinking over 4800 miles away.
Some News Links:
Stricken cargo ship run aground Oil to be moved from beached ship Scavengers take washed-up goods Police crack down on scavengers
Ford and the Family
Looks like Ford is airing a commercial that shows a separated family. You can check it out here.It may be a good move for Ford considering there are millions of separated families these days. Or it may not matter. Who knows.
This is crazy! It’s a caterpillar invasion in Sweden possibly? Towards the bottom it gets real crazy.
Rules for Men
By Michael Palmer
| Apr 25, 2006
| 4 min read
This is dumb, but amusing.
From an email:
The International Rules of Manhood
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.(e) When she is using her teeth.
Magic Germ Wand
Pretty crazy, this plasma wand disinfects. I need one so I can become OCD.
Plasma pencil kills germs
Wee! I posted Again!
When you grew up in the 80s.
Other Presidential Candidates
Well, elections are coming soon… Most people forget that we do have other people to vote for other than Kerry and Bush, I know that it would be very hard for a 3rd party to win, but why support Kerry if you are a “Anyone but Bush” person.. Well, anyways, here’s some links to the other “left behind” candidates.
Michael Badnarik – Libertarian PartyDavid Cobb – Green PartyRalph Nader – IndependantMichael Peroutka – Constitution Party
Andy Rooney FWD Spam
Edit 2022: Even though this post was somewhat humorous, I wholeheartedly disagree with it, and so, I’ve removed it.