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Funnies for the weekend
By Michael Palmer
| Sep 19, 2003
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#funny
| 1 min read
Tons of links to keep you all busy over the weekend.
Kicked in the nuts.
Within three years, most bank machines that dispense cash will run on the Windows operating system, according to a study published last week.
Ensuring web sites are easy for disabled people to use is no longer an option – it is a legal obligation.
Nuclear Explosions Database
How to talk like a pirate
A Cheap 10gig MP3 Player
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Funny Haha Novell Crash
By Michael Palmer
| Sep 16, 2003
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#ranting
| 1 min read
No Posts for today, busy as usual. Novell (yes i know ick!) had a crash today and had to implement some new backup techniques.
In the mean time, i saw some funny pics today. Long Flight, Aerodynamics
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Labor Day Holiday YAY!
By Michael Palmer
| Aug 29, 2003
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#rambling
| 1 min read
Crazy! Finally after this long month, we get a three day weekend. whew, this will be nice. Dunno what im doing yet, but gonna try and relax, and use my time off work to not get on the computer. So probably no posts this weekend. Everyone have a fun and safe Labor day, (unless you arent celebrating it ’cause you don’t live in a place that does).
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Nothing in particular today
By Michael Palmer
| Aug 26, 2003
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#rambling
| 1 min read
Rambling on the blog about nothing
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A tiny update
By Michael Palmer
| Aug 13, 2003
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#blogging
| 1 min read
ok, so ive added tables to make this blog look more cleaner. I’ll be updating more in the future, who knows when for sure. Thinking about changing the color scheme to resemble my photoblog, but don’t know. We’ll see.
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Life Update Lallapalooza
By Michael Palmer
| Aug 12, 2003
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#life
| 3 min read
Lallapalooza was fun yesterday. It was damn hot during the day, ended up sweating like a donkey in a sandstorm. Incubus was really good, they covered a lot of unique songs. They covered Lionel Richie – “Hello” and Shudder To Think – “X-French Tee Shirt”. Very good covers. Audioslave was great. Chris Cornell did some of his solo tracks. His voice was a little off when he first got on stage, but got much better after warming up.
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Sister's Car
By Michael Palmer
| Aug 8, 2003
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#vehicles
| 1 min read
So.. my sister has got her car up on ebay. I think she’s asking too much, but Edmunds.com says its worth $15,590 at a dealership, so maybe someone will want it.
View the auction
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Harry Potter Search and Replace.
By Michael Palmer
| Jul 18, 2003
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#funny
| 1 min read
An IRC Conversation where “JonJonB” does a search and replace on a page of harry potter, he replaces the word “wand” with “wang”. It sure sound like a pornographic story to me.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll’s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
Read More : QDB: Quote #111338
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Put the cat out.
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned ona night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, coveredtheir pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxiarrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
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Texas in July
By Michael Palmer
| Jul 18, 2003
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#rambling
| 1 min read
Got this today as a forward, thought it was damn near perfect.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN…
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.