Got this today as a forward, thought it was damn near perfect. YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN… The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea instantly. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. ...
Found this MIDI file database. They got a ton of files! Check it out here : MIDI Database Free MIDI Files
Why is it that when I squirt it into my hand, the bottle continues to leak shaving cream juice out. As I’m shaving I continuously find myself wiping the damn shaving cream can’s spurt hole to get the leakage out. It’s annoying but I can’t help it. Why can’t Gillete make a spurt hole that doesn’t leak after i press the button, or maybe they could at least let it leak for a minute or so, that wouldnt be that bad. My shaving cream leaks for at least 10 minutes. I get out of the shower and its covered in bubbly leakage. ...
An article about lazy IT workers.
Nice location for YAPC::NA this year
Heading to Boca for a Perl Conference
Here are some interesting things to ask yourself.
Cool site goes through the drink history of James bond, on Paper and film. It has all the statistics of how many drinks and of what type including brands and garnishes.Make mine a 007…Statistics
Lunar Eclipse tonight from 8:45pm-9:15pm CST.Total Lunar Eclipse Coming May 15-16
Derek’s birthday, everyone coming out, pimped out houses and IPAQ