Linux Connection Manager

Mikedaddy was a decent choice for a unique name.

Always touching my nono parts with jalapeno hands.

A feed reader that works.

Parsing email is kinda tough, but can be made easier with some nice Perl modules.

Edit 2025: Even though this post was humerous, I don’t necessarily agree any longer, nor want this type of content here. So it’s been removed.

Shot some Kodak film at the wedding in Austin.

I’m heading out to Austin today for my cousin Scott’s wedding. They’ve got a neat webpage for the whole thing where you can see how they met and details on the wedding.. I need to leave soon because it’s about a two and a half hour drive.. so tata

Courtesy of Phatlowry: A man walks into a bar and yells “Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!” The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can. The bartender says “Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast” The man replies by saying, “Well, you’d drink fast if you had what I have” The bartender says “Oh my god, what do you have??!!” ...

I got a beta invite for Gmail. Gonna se how this goes.