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Crazy spam of the year
By Michael Palmer
| Apr 5, 2011
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| 1 min read
Free heroin shipping
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Life in Eight Steps
By Michael Palmer
| Aug 7, 2007
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| 1 min read
Ryan showed me this link. It pretty much sums up my last post. Check Savage Chickens for more!
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Bunghole?
By Michael Palmer
| Sep 4, 2006
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| 1 min read
huhuhhu he said bunghole
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Donna is on myspace
By Michael Palmer
| Aug 9, 2006
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| 1 min read
For those of you who are “in the circle” …
Donna is on myspace!
http://www.myspace.com/therealdonna
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Rules for Men
By Michael Palmer
| Apr 25, 2006
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| 4 min read
This is dumb, but amusing.
From an email:
The International Rules of Manhood
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.(e) When she is using her teeth.
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Playboy Joke and Comments
By Michael Palmer
| Aug 26, 2004
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| 1 min read
So I was reading the new September Playboy issue and came across this joke:
Scientific research recently revealed evidence that female hormones are present in beer.A group of twenty men were given six pints of beer each.One hundred percent of men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
On another note, this issue also has an excellent interview with Larry Page and Sergey Brin (Google’s head hanchos), not to mention a stunning centerfold, some neat drink tips, and even “Women of the Olympics”.
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Joke of the day
By Michael Palmer
| Apr 22, 2004
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| 1 min read
Courtesy of Phatlowry:
A man walks into a bar and yells “Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!”
The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says “Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast” The man replies by saying, “Well, you’d drink fast if you had what I have” The bartender says “Oh my god, what do you have?
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Funnies for the weekend
By Michael Palmer
| Sep 19, 2003
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| 1 min read
Tons of links to keep you all busy over the weekend.
Kicked in the nuts.
Within three years, most bank machines that dispense cash will run on the Windows operating system, according to a study published last week.
Ensuring web sites are easy for disabled people to use is no longer an option – it is a legal obligation.
Nuclear Explosions Database
How to talk like a pirate
A Cheap 10gig MP3 Player
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Harry Potter Search and Replace.
By Michael Palmer
| Jul 18, 2003
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| 1 min read
An IRC Conversation where “JonJonB” does a search and replace on a page of harry potter, he replaces the word “wand” with “wang”. It sure sound like a pornographic story to me.
He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll’s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
Read More : QDB: Quote #111338
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Yoda goes to Ireland
By Michael Palmer
| Jul 14, 2003
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| 1 min read
I thought this was amusing.
Tachyon Research :: Yoda travels to Ireland