Tagged: Rambling

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Put the cat out.

By Michael Palmer |  Jul 18, 2003  | #rambling, #life | 2 min read
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned ona night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, coveredtheir pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxiarrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
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Texas in July

By Michael Palmer |  Jul 18, 2003  | #rambling | 1 min read
Got this today as a forward, thought it was damn near perfect. YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS IN JULY WHEN… The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes out of both taps. You can make sun tea instantly. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
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Daily Stuff - Random Thoughts

By Michael Palmer |  May 2, 2003  | #rambling, #life | 3 min read
Crazy Friday! Very busy.. Went on an expensive lunch with justin/matt/derk to Saltgrass Steakhouse.. after paying for derk’s birthday lunch my portion of the bill was $52.. not too bad for two people to have fat steaks.. Yea! get to see my wonderful daughter tomorrow all day long. I can’t wait.What a cutie! I wanna start bringing my camera everywhere I go and documenting my day. That would be awesome.. I think its time for another nature vacation.
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