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Crazy spam of the year

Free heroin shipping

Posted by Michael Palmer on Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Life in Eight Steps

Ryan showed me this link. It pretty much sums up my last post. Check Savage Chickens for more!

Posted by Michael Palmer on Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Bunghole?

huhuhhu he said bunghole

Posted by Michael Palmer on Monday, September 4, 2006

Donna is on myspace

For those of you who are “in the circle” … Donna is on myspace! http://www.myspace.com/therealdonna

Posted by Michael Palmer on Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Rules for Men

This is dumb, but amusing. From an email: The International Rules of Manhood Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.(e) When she is using her teeth.

Posted by Michael Palmer on Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Playboy Joke and Comments

So I was reading the new September Playboy issue and came across this joke: Scientific research recently revealed evidence that female hormones are present in beer.A group of twenty men were given six pints of beer each.One hundred percent of men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. On another note, this issue also has an excellent interview with Larry Page and Sergey Brin (Google’s head hanchos), not to mention a stunning centerfold, some neat drink tips, and even “Women of the Olympics”.

Posted by Michael Palmer on Thursday, August 26, 2004

Joke of the day

Courtesy of Phatlowry: A man walks into a bar and yells “Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!” The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can. The bartender says “Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast” The man replies by saying, “Well, you’d drink fast if you had what I have” The bartender says “Oh my god, what do you have?

Posted by Michael Palmer on Thursday, April 22, 2004

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