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For those of you who are “in the circle” … Donna is on myspace! http://www.myspace.com/therealdonna

This is dumb, but amusing. From an email: The International Rules of Manhood Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.(e) When she is using her teeth.

So I was reading the new September Playboy issue and came across this joke: Scientific research recently revealed evidence that female hormones are present in beer.A group of twenty men were given six pints of beer each.One hundred percent of men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. On another note, this issue also has an excellent interview with Larry Page and Sergey Brin (Google’s head hanchos), not to mention a stunning centerfold, some neat drink tips, and even “Women of the Olympics”.

Courtesy of Phatlowry: A man walks into a bar and yells “Bartender, give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch!” The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can. The bartender says “Wow, I never saw anyonebody drink that fast” The man replies by saying, “Well, you’d drink fast if you had what I have” The bartender says “Oh my god, what do you have?