So I was reading the new September Playboy issue and came across this joke:

Scientific research recently revealed evidence that female hormones are present in beer.
A group of twenty men were given six pints of beer each.
One hundred percent of men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

On another note, this issue also has an excellent interview with Larry Page and Sergey Brin (Google’s head hanchos), not to mention a stunning centerfold, some neat drink tips, and even “Women of the Olympics”. Oh yeah, and I’m only halfway through it.